Funny Single Quotes

Funny Single Quotes

Youtube

I was on youtube friday night looking at different weave styles I'd like to try and happen to fall on a natural hair video which seg wayed to this video ( http://youtu.be/ZzuDeAS0Yqo ) about natural hair. One thing lead to another and i have to say I am just in love with this dude. He's smart, funny, educated, good looking, confident and most importantly monogamous. He gives me hope that there are still some good brothers out there and chivalry is not dead (praise jesus,thank you lord and i also want to to thank his mama lol). He talks about the things that really matter the questions us girls want answered here's a few of some of his best videos:

http://youtu.be/maTIxEVvgYg   "sex & virgins"

http://youtu.be/e7_QaP7NiTo     "sex free relationships"

http://youtu.be/RXWdg9P5BN8 "Stuff I don't like in girls"

http://youtu.be/WVJddhUxelM   "Black women: chivalry"

Ok so that is just a few of his videos he has many more trust me... they're all imformative,funny, short and sweet so check it out and let me know what you guys think :-)

First Date

So saturday i went on my first ever date. First of all he show up almost 40 mins late. We decided to go bowling, who knew the bowling alleys were sooo packed on saturday nights?  So there was like a 40 min wait... I have to say some people do not live up to their text msgs smh. He came off as funny, goof ball and a nice person, he is a nice person but very quiet and i'm already awkward you get the picture.  So we bs talked about haiti and when it was finally time to bowl i find out this nigga had no money on him -___- seriously smh, so i paid for our shoes and for one game we were done in like 30mins. I guess he felt bad so he tried to buy us some food. we went across the street and got a slice of pizza and ate it in the car because the pizza shop was closing talked for a few finished eating and then i told him i had to get home and we parted ways.

After surviving this date lol i think i need to tweak what i want in a guy list:Someone older then me, in school and/or working, tall, nice, decent looking, preferably of haitian descent....Scratch the haitian descent part its not everything i thought it would be and add funny with a capital F, sarcastic and jus a lil bit nerdy lets hope that this works out better lol.

One tree hill series finale :,-(

I'm so sad i feel like a piece of me is being laid to rest. It started in 2003 I was 12 yrs old my grandpa had just died and I started watching this show on the wb11. Nine yrs later i'm almost 21 yrs old and almost to the day that my grandpa died one tree hill is laid to rest.The journey has been bumpy and full of tears but it has made me the person i am today So thank you oth its been a hell of a ride http://youtu.be/8gFCW3PHBws 

21st Birthday ideas?

So you guys i turn 21 a few months from now and  have no clue what to do...You guys got any ideas? Please help a sister out cause I am clueless :-p

Count on youself -_-

I'm so annoyed I try to be the best friend in everybody else's time of need and thats ok but where the fuck is everybody when I need help... gone this is not fucking mutual its be there when i need you but we don't have time when your down dead ass my parents are right don't count on anyone in your time of need and you won't be surprised when they let you down...

Test Results

So according to some random test that i took online this is the kind of guy i need in my life...I gotta say that i do agree lol :-)

THE ISSUES THAT LEAD TO MISUNDERSTANDING AND CONFLICT

• ACCOMPLISHMENT really boils down to social and economic stability -- we're talking about issues like a partner's profession, level of success and noteworthy achievement, being socially revered and having a respectable lifestyle.

• PHYSICAL CHEMISTRY really boils down to raw physical and sexual attraction -- we're talking about issues like a partner's physical appearance, attitudes toward sex and sensual style.

• DRIVE really boils down to mental and physical wellness -- we're talking about issues like a partner's physical fitness, zest for life, energy level and openness to new opportunities.

WHAT YOU "SAY" YOU WANT

Your scores on the "Lost in Translation Test" suggest that you want a man who's "highly accomplished, moderately embraces outward physical chemistry and is highly driven."

WHAT YOU "REALLY" WANT

According to relationship experts, what you seem to be looking for is a "PROTECTOR." A protector is well-poised to meet the hidden or unspoken needs you might actually be trying to fill in a search for a relationship. A protector is...

• Someone with a strong sense of self, purpose and importance that lends itself to bolstering your personal identity, sense of worth and even social image.

• Someone who can provide you (and any present or future children) with financial stability that is or has been lacking in your life.

• Someone who'll make you feel young and alive, and who'll renew your passion for life by opening your eyes to new experiences and opportunities.

• Someone who's ready and able to give you freedom and support for your personal or professional goals.

• Someone who can be vulnerable and unafraid to show kindness and physical affection and emotional connection to you in public.

• Someone with strong self-control and patience, who'll consult your feelings and preferences rather than be domineering and controlling.

• Someone who'll always strive to make you feel attractive, desirable and loved by giving you undivided attention and a sense of physical security.

• Someone strives for longevity by being true to a physically and psychologically healthy lifestyle, which includes taking pride in his appearance and working at being physically attractive to you.

GO FISHING!

To increase your odds of finding an PROTECTOR, look or listen for these key words or themes when you search profiles or talk to romantic prospects: social, family oriented, work ethic, generous, accommodating, respectful, agreeable, philosophical, patient, thoughtful, confident, settled, responsive, intuitive, loyal, healthy, fit, protective and focused.